Recent Things I've Learned
The paper is delivered at 5:20.
Part of parenthood is to suction snot out the baby's nose.
Mother's milk is kosher and parve. I still don't know what it tastes like, though.
I no longer need to set an alarm clock
The words to "Happy Birthday" in hebrew. It's not just a translation. there's a tree growing in the song.
Car seats go in backwards.
Not all babies look the same.
Part of parenthood is to suction snot out the baby's nose.
Mother's milk is kosher and parve. I still don't know what it tastes like, though.
I no longer need to set an alarm clock
The words to "Happy Birthday" in hebrew. It's not just a translation. there's a tree growing in the song.
Car seats go in backwards.
Not all babies look the same.
posted by stillruleall at 4:30 PM
4 Comments:
I once had a dream of opening a kosher restaurant, and selling cheese burgers. I thought I could use breast milk and churn it into cheese, which would be Parve thus kosher cheeseburgers.
I'm gonna barf.
ok. so barf
I think breast milk gets a bad rap, and if shu were to actually open his restaurant and just not tell people where the milk was from, I think it would go over great. Ever see the Friends episode with the breast milk? I believe it's Season 2. Who wouldn't want some cantelope juice....?
-OC
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