Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Recent Things I've Learned

The paper is delivered at 5:20.

Part of parenthood is to suction snot out the baby's nose.

Mother's milk is kosher and parve. I still don't know what it tastes like, though.

I no longer need to set an alarm clock

The words to "Happy Birthday" in hebrew. It's not just a translation. there's a tree growing in the song.

Car seats go in backwards.

Not all babies look the same.


Blogger Just Shu said...

I once had a dream of opening a kosher restaurant, and selling cheese burgers. I thought I could use breast milk and churn it into cheese, which would be Parve thus kosher cheeseburgers.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna barf.

4:33 PM  
Blogger stillruleall said...

ok. so barf

8:25 PM  
Blogger Olah Chadasha said...

I think breast milk gets a bad rap, and if shu were to actually open his restaurant and just not tell people where the milk was from, I think it would go over great. Ever see the Friends episode with the breast milk? I believe it's Season 2. Who wouldn't want some cantelope juice....?

4:12 PM  

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