Recent Things I've Learned
The paper is delivered at 5:20.
Part of parenthood is to suction snot out the baby's nose.
Mother's milk is kosher and parve. I still don't know what it tastes like, though.
I no longer need to set an alarm clock
The words to "Happy Birthday" in hebrew. It's not just a translation. there's a tree growing in the song.
Car seats go in backwards.
Not all babies look the same.
Part of parenthood is to suction snot out the baby's nose.
Mother's milk is kosher and parve. I still don't know what it tastes like, though.
I no longer need to set an alarm clock
The words to "Happy Birthday" in hebrew. It's not just a translation. there's a tree growing in the song.
Car seats go in backwards.
Not all babies look the same.